To test the theory, let's try the game on say, current and former transport ministers, rail officials and top rail management. Michael Costa ("MC") is, of course, the target.
In order not to influence the result (and to avoid the temptation to get everyone stuck on David Hill), after this first move I will merely play the part of observer. If this works, I understand it will be the first successful nongeographical game of MC in history.
So here goes:
Harking back to my childhood in the Wran era, I open with the amusingly named