Three word horror stories

 
  michaelgm Chief Commissioner

Lifters and leaners
I cannot recall
Was not me
Done nothing wrong
Ditch the witch
Stop the boats
Axe the tax
Absolutely crystal clear
Two gee bee

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  Valvegear Dr Beeching

Location: Norda Fittazroy
Followed the guidelines.
Paid it back.
Did nothing wrong.
Will not resign.
Making political capital.
Support of colleagues.
Will not re-contest.
Time with family.
  michaelgm Chief Commissioner

Non-core promise.
Will be considered.
If I'm elected,,,,,,
Should we win,,,,,
  justarider Chief Train Controller

Location: Stuck on VR and hoping for better.
He has my full support.
I can't count
Trust Me.
  potatoinmymouth Chief Commissioner

Not racist but
  stooge spark Train Controller

Albury train running
  Dangersdan707 Chief Commissioner

Location: On a Thing with Internet
Build The Wall
Gauge Convertible sleeper
Dual Gauge sleeper
Liberal national party
The Australian greens
  Greensleeves Chief Commissioner

Location: If it isn't obvious by now, it should be.
Road Work Ahead

Allow for Delays

Can we talk?
  michaelgm Chief Commissioner

Trackwork-expect delays

Plan your trip
  BrentonGolding Chief Commissioner

Location: Maldon Junction
He has my full support.
I can't count
Trust Me.
justarider
"I can't count"

You ain't whistling Dixie, that's the worst Haiku I ever read Laughing

BG
  justarider Chief Train Controller

Location: Stuck on VR and hoping for better.
Japanese is esoteric
  justapassenger Chief Commissioner

Railpage moderation policies
  Valvegear Dr Beeching

Location: Norda Fittazroy
Military Intelligence Unit.
American Comedy Movie.
Painless Dental Treatment.
  michaelgm Chief Commissioner

Telco call centre
  justarider Chief Train Controller

Location: Stuck on VR and hoping for better.
He has my full support.
I can't count
Trust Me.
"I can't count"

You ain't whistling Dixie, that's the worst Haiku I ever read Laughing

BG
BrentonGolding
I'll work it.
Can do worse.
  michaelgm Chief Commissioner

True story, this quote from a licensed plumber. 2X3 words.
Do your best-silastic the rest.
  Valvegear Dr Beeching

Location: Norda Fittazroy
Another 2 x 3 words, "All has failed?  Read the manual".
  BrentonGolding Chief Commissioner

Location: Maldon Junction
Another 2 x 3 words, "All has failed?  Read the manual".
Valvegear
In our workplace the acronym is RtFM so I think you are missing a word there somewhere? Smile

BG
  Valvegear Dr Beeching

Location: Norda Fittazroy
In our workplace the acronym is RtFM so I think you are missing a word there somewhere?
BrentonGolding
Where I am it's "Romeo Tango Foxtrot Mike" - same stuff, different flavour.
I made it into three words so as not to offend the ultra fastidious.Laughing
  Heihachi_73 Chief Commissioner

Location: Terminating at Ringwood
Metro Trains Melbourne
No Trains Operating
After Midnight Surcharge
Data Limit Reached
Cannot Find Server
Closed on Sundays
Dress Code Applies
  Dangersdan707 Chief Commissioner

Location: On a Thing with Internet
Railpage Australia™ forums
  BrentonGolding Chief Commissioner

Location: Maldon Junction
Railpage Australia™ forums
Dangersdan707
Having a bad RP day DD? Hang in there lad, the Irish Gauge needs all the help it can get!

BG
  michaelgm Chief Commissioner

Casino to Murwiiliambah.
  Greensleeves Chief Commissioner

Location: If it isn't obvious by now, it should be.
Railpage Australia™ forums
Dangersdan707

Standard Gauge track

LaughingLaughing
  RTT_Rules Dr Beeching

Location: Dubai UAE
Casino to Murwiiliambah.
michaelgm
Canberra to Eden

Bomaberry Over Head

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